Call of Poopy

Call of Poopy
Seriously the crappiest FPS franchise to date. It's the same shit everytime yet the CODfags claim it's better and more unique than Halo.

"Oh, you know. COD is soo much different each time, the guns are so kewl! I'm gonna pwn my friends at COD and race to last prestige, then wait for the next Call of Duty to come out and do the exact same thing! I even bought a COD special edition PS3 to wack off to and give my friends a special jar of jizz!" -quote from a codfag

Other Games in Comparison
Let's just start off with a few games that are, obviously, better than Call of Duty as a whole.

Skylanders, Super Mario Brothers, Cars: The Movie Game, Cars 2: The Movie Game, Toy Story: The Movie Game, The entire Halo franchise, The Babblefield Bad Cumponi franchise, Qweerz uf Wh0r3

And every other game. Even Little Big Planet is more entertaining than hearing little kids scream in the mic that they got 14th prestige and a golden gun, with OP attachments and perks.

Reviews for each individual game
Call of Poopy 1 - who da hell plays this

Call of Poopy 2 - this ^

Call of Poopy 3: The return of poopy - that ^

Call of Poopy 4 - The only decent COD, but I'll probably never play it because it's COD

Call of Poopy: Whor3ld @ Wh0r3 - Crap. No good guns. Best zombies maps though.

Call of Poopy: Modder Wh0r3fare 2 - Nothing has changed. Still looks the same tho. Same crappy graphics. Guns are brought back like usual.

Call of Poopy: Crap Ops - Sucks. Same crap.

Call of Poopy: Modder Wh0r3fare 3 - This game seriously sucks and whoever plays this still needs to check themselves.

Call of Poopy: Crap Ops 2 - The newest and ( thankfully ) the last of this crap franchise. It's the same shit still. BUT ITS IN THE FOOTURE WOO IMMA SPEND ALMOST A HUNDRED DOLLARS ON THIS SO I CAN RIDE A WHORSE

Faith in humanity lost
Whoever says COD is the best FPS ever, you're obviously wrong. Sure it was good the first time back in COD 4, but it's the same crap over and over again; Infinity Ward and Treyarch just bring back guns and shit all over the campaign. Unless you like wrapping feces in a blanket and sleep in a pool of poop, then don't buy CRAL OF DOOTY.