Neckbeard

EWW WTF
Exactly. There's a difference between nerds and neckbeards. One has a degree in science and the other has a degree for logging 24 days of World of Warcraft. There are plenty of them surrounding you, you just have to look out for them. When you find one it's hilarious.

A Note from a former Neckbeard
''Dear Mom, I regret to inform you my World of Warcraft subscription has run out. Please give me an extension for a year regarding to my 38 year old birthday. Also I'll be out playing Pokémon against my buds, my water type will so own them, so please do the dishes for me until I get home.''

How To Classify a Neckbeard
There are several ways to be a neckbeard. Here are some of the easiest ways to classify if someone is a neckbeard. However you must have at least 2-3 of these to be one.

-Play Pokémon

-Be socially awkward to other non-neckbeards

-Don't shower

-Hang out with neckbeards

-Duel somebody in school with cards

-Play WoW

-Draw furries

And there are plenty of other simple ways to become one. Enjoy.