Playstation

Did you mean Gaystation?

Pretty Small x Inch is developed by the dumbaśses who brought you PSP, a tiny device so terrible that it makes Nicki Minaj look good. Dyldo is the only one in here who has this PoS.

Pretty Small 2 Inch
The Playstation 2 was the only half-decent console that Sony Macoroni Dičks brought you back 1,000+ years ago. This was back when 5 year olds didn't exist.

Pretty Small 3 Inch
The Gaystation 3rd looks like a burnt tortilla, which probably the reason why everyone that owns one is a cheap mexican that can't afford XBL or their own console. If you want me to dumb it down for you, it's basically a 200 dollar CoD machine which features a Blu-Ray feature that doesn't even work. Oh and it comes with a $5 firewall that is easily breached.

DID DID DID U NO
Upon going on PSN, you gain instant access to annoying 12 year olds on game chat regardless of the game, since their parents get bribed so they don't have to put up with their sh!t anymore.

Also, the Ps3 originally cost 600 bucks, so PS4 fanboys can't talk sh!t.

Pretty Stupid 4 year old
A new worthless sack of shit that has no games